Get Your game is the Heads
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
KUCI: I’m gonna take you a few years back. What was going on in your life professionally at the time that the role [in Teen Wolf] came up?
Tyler: Uhm… What did happen? Well, I had just recently - I hate saying “retired from baseball” -
KUCI: I need to ask you about that too. Because I wanted to ask you in one of my questions. How hard was it for you to make that decision to retire from baseball?
Tyler: Oh my god. Do we want to go back to that?
KUCI: Absolutely, let’s do it.
Tyler: So, retired from baseball. Uhm— that was… I’m trying to think how many times, I can’t count… a couple of times, I literally was sitting in my car after practice kind of shutting down, that I was just like crying in the front seat of my car, trying to hide it from like any of the other guys of the team walking by after practice. It was like the most miserable experience. I can’t even sugarcoat it. It was the hardest thing I ever had to do, to walk away from that.
I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
FACT OF THE DAY: anteaters actually never eat ants. ants and anteaters have had an alliance since 1972, and there is no living member of either species that has eaten the other.
then why are they called anteaters???
it was actually a misnomer. anteaters like to eat aunts
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
she walked up to me in the hallway and said “I saw your text post”
this needed to be a gif.